Yo, fellow proxies! As a hardcore HoYoverse fanboy, I’ve been hyperventilating over Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) since its initial reveal. The recent Tokyo Game Show 2023 drop confirmed it’s coming to PC, mobile, and MULTIPLE CONSOLES – but which ones? Let’s break down the tea ☕ and speculate like true New Eridu conspiracy theorists!

PS5: The Safest Bet

Let’s state the obvious first: PlayStation 5 is 99.9% confirmed. HoYo’s BFF status with Sony is undeniable:

  • Genshin Impact: PS4/PS5 exclusive for 1+ year

  • Honkai: Star Rail: PS5 version announced for Oct 2023

  • Leaked dev documents mention PS5 optimization

So why would ZZZ break this streak? Exactly. It’s free real estate for Sony’s ecosystem.

People Also Ask: “Why no PS4 version?”

Honkai: Star Rail skipped PS4 entirely, and ZZZ’s urban fantasy visuals look even more demanding. Let’s be real – developing for last-gen in 2025? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Nintendo Switch 2: The Dark Horse

Here’s where it gets spicy 🥵. Rumors say Nintendo’s next-gen console (likely Switch 2) drops in 2024 with Xbox Series S-level power. HoYo already tried porting Genshin to Switch years ago (RIP that project), but ZZZ could be their redemption arc!

Platform Likelihood Reasoning
PS5 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Existing Sony partnership
Switch 2 🌟🌟🌟🌟 Tech upgrade + HoYo’s Nintendo curiosity
Xbox Series X/S 🌟 Microsoft-HoYo cold war continues

People Also Ask: “Can Switch 2 handle ZZZ’s combat?”

If it’s truly Series S-tier, those Proxy gang flashy combos should run smoother than Bangboo’s dance moves!

Xbox: The Unlikely Contender

Let’s address the elephant in the room. Back in 2019, Microsoft reportedly ghosted HoYo’s Genshin collab pitch. Fast forward to 2025 – zero HoYo games on Xbox. Unless Phil Spencer pulls a miracle, ZZZ skipping Xbox feels inevitable. Sadge for Game Pass enjoyers 😢.

Mobile & PC: The OG Duo

Obviously, ZZZ will dominate phones and PCs. But let’s pray for better optimization than Genshin’s 40GB storage黑洞! 🙏

Final Thoughts: The Console Wars Continue

So…PS5 for maximum graphics, Switch 2 for portable chaos, or PC/mobile for flexibility? Honestly, I’m just hyped to finally play as Billy – that chainsword-wielding himbo deserves ALL the platforms!

What about y’all? Which system are you pre-ordering ZZZ on? Drop your theories below – maybe we’ll time-travel to 2025 and laugh at how wrong we were! 🕶️🔥